Submitted by Alexei Vinidiktov on пн, 04/16/2012 - 15:12
While a six-year-old daughter and her father were reviewing some old
photographs, they came across a picture of him when he was a captain in
the Army Reserves.
"Daddy, were you in a war?"
"Yes," the man lied, just to see what her reaction would be.
Submitted by Alexei Vinidiktov on вс, 02/12/2012 - 16:07
It was Christmas time, and the school kids had all given their bus driver cards and presents. The bus driver was truly feeling that the kids must really like his driving to be so generous.
The bus driver waited until he was home from work, and then started to open the cards.
On the inside of one card it said, "Thanks for not getting into an accident yet. We really appreciate it."
Submitted by Alexei Vinidiktov on ср, 01/18/2012 - 09:20
An elderly man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for a moment, the man crosses the street, walks up behind the little fellow, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
"Ding Dong"
Crouching down to the child's level, the old man smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
